Why cops are fucking stupid.

     As the title might imply, I don't like cops for the most part. The biggest reason I don't is because they come off stupid most of the time. If it is your job to enforce the law, then you should have some knowledge of it. I get stopped by cops on a fairly consistent  basis for have people in the bed of my truck, as though it were illegal. The problem is, it isn't illegal. It has restrictions, like you can go no more than 35 mph, you can't travel on open highways, and anyone who is in the bed must be at least 18 years old. I follow these rules, with the occasional breaking of the speed limit one, all the time. This particular time, I was in the bed, not driving, and all the rules were followed, including the speed limit. This cop had no fucking reason to pull us over. She did it because she just wanted too, or some fucking thing. I don't fucking know, I'm not her. She pulled us over, and she starts getting all indignant. She's like, "where are you guys headed", we told where. It was kinda far. So she goes not happening. Then she goes back to her car to call it in and guess what happens when she gets back. She had to let us go. What a fucking bitch. She looked like she wanted to cry. That part was awesome. But son of a bitch, If your gonna pull someone over, know what the fuck is going on, don't be so mother fucking ignorant.

Oblivion, Two Worlds, Retarded stuff, D&D

     Well now, it seems like I've been neglecting  this foray into the world of blogging now haven't I. I guess I;ll have to blame it on someone else. Let's see, who could I blame it on. There has to be someone out there. Any volunteers? O, of course. It has to be Jack Thompson's fault, because he's an asshole. Oh, that's right folks, Good old jack is, of course trying to get his lawyer on again, which should make you happy, if you're a fucking moron. Here's the thing I don't get. He has tried to sue multiple different game companies, some of them multiple times, and has not won a singe case. Why do you think this is? Well, if you're a radical conservative, then it has to be a conspiracy. If you are someone who has some sense, and a belief in free speech, then it might be because they have done nothing wrong, they are simply exorcising there free speech. Of course good old Jack doesn't see it that way. He sees it like this. Kids are literally training themselves on violent video games to shoot up schools. And of course those same games are the things that gave them the idea for violence too. It's not like they have ever seen anything remotely violent before video games came out, right?

     On to something else. Oblivion. Elder Scrolls IV. This game is fucking awesome, as I'm sure most of you already know if you've played it, and are not fucking stupid. Now that I'm thinking about it, I'm not even sure if anyone will read this, but if they do, they might get angry at me calling them retards. Now what am I gonna do? FUCK! Oh, I forgot, I don't give a fuck. You can go ahead and fuck off if you don't like it. Ok, Oblivion. I'm too lazy to explain the the game in great detail, but it basically comes down to this, it is an open-ended rpg with a huge game world and a great character development system. The landscapes are repetitive, and the voice acting is so very horrible, but the leveling system is so great that it is ok for me. Now on to a related topic.

     Two Worlds. At first glance, it looks to be a carbon copy of Oblivion. In the beginning of the game, everything looks like Oblivion. Only when you play further and level up will you realize that it isn't the same at all, except for the fact that it is an open game. There is a variety in landscape and voice acting, although the acting is still horrible. The leveling system is static and based on experience. In case you didn't know static refers to the fact that the enemies in the game are not based on your level, so might find yourself outmatched in certain situations. Another thing in it's favor, the game has some fucking dragons. Oblivion is a game that was designed to have some mother fucking dragons in it, but you won't find one. this pisses me off to the extreme. Overall Oblivion is still a better game, but Two worlds is worth playing.

     Now one more thing. If you play D&D, you know that some things within the world can be frustrating. They always seem to have wording issues, where certain things just don't ass up. But that isn't the point now. Me, my girlfriend, and her brother started a 3 man campaign with gestalt variant, which means you take 2 classes every level. We started the adventure, we went into battle, and my fighter/wizard was dropped near the end of the encounter and revived. Then we started fighting bears and the other two got dropped. I ran away and they went to jail. Did I mention that we were there to steal something? Well it doesn't matter, they broke out and we went out on another adventure to better prepare and we're on our way back to our main mission. 

     If at any time you found this to be boring and kept reading anyway, I would like to say that you should go fuck yourself. If you thought it was boring, you shouldn't have fucking read it.

Retards, again

     Yet another retarded attempt to attack video games and tv. I just read a short article about how just watching tv can raise a kids blood pressure. The wonderful thing about it was that there were no statistics given to support this claim or even to show the slightest trend to suggest such a thing. Now, I have posted about things like this before, and this is comparatively minor to some of the other things that are going on against the game industry. But it doesn't matter. They keep coming out with these "studies" that show harmful effects from video games, but they aren't giving us any stats that ack up there claims. The stats that are shown usually amount something like 8%, or some shit. 8% shows nothing, because they could do a study that shows 8% of business men or women having more problems with blood pressure as well, or any other profession, race, gender or walk of life. What the FUCK! Every time something ad happens it is caused by video games, or tv, or music. When will they realize that all the stuff that they blame on video games and heavy metal existed long before either of these things did. Why don't they blame the teen suicide rate on "Romeo and Juliet". It must be a logical conclusion, since it contains the act of suicide. This shit pisses me off, but whatever. Maybe I can make dumbass fucks illegal or sue them for raising my blood pressure. Oh shit, I have to go do that now. Bye. 

Angry about everything and nothing

     Have you ever been angry without a reason? No? What about just angry? Have you ever experienced rage? If you haven't, then I don't think you are human, either that or you have no one that you care about. But back to the point, rage without reason. Having been under the effects of what I call rage without reason, I can tell you, it makes no sense. It happened yesterday or something, I don't remember, all the days bleed together when your unemployed. I was actually happy, and then for some reason, I was just angry. There was no reason for my anger, it was just there. So I'm sitting there, And I get angry, and I'm like, what the fuck? Why am I angry. And here begins the madness. Then I got angry because I didn't know the reason for my previous anger. And this can go on for hours, and each time it happens, you get even more angry. You see where the problem lies. Unless your retarded. In which case you don't see anything I'm saying. In fact you probably can't understand most of the words on the screen. If you are retarded, I am actually pretty impressed that you even found your way to this site, it isn't like this site should be easy to find. It isn't popular. That isn't the point. Wait a minute? What was the point? 

     Oh yeah, video games. Well, let's see. There is not much to say, borderlands is going to be out soon. The biggest selling point of the game is the fact that there are over a million guns that can be made and found. It looks like it could be good, but we will see. Just because it looks good, doesn't mean shit. A lot of things have looked good, and have urned out to be horrible. And not just a little horrible, I mean totally fucking horrible. Let's see if I ca think of any off the top of my head, Oh yeah, almost every fucking game in the last five years. Let me go with an easier list of games, the ones that are actually good. Fallout 3, Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, Cyostasis, Overlord 2 was cool, and that's about it. I'm sure I left a few out and if you feel the need you can comment on that, if not, whatever. If I have any fans, which I probably don't, I mean, honestly, Who would actually find this shit interesting, really, but if there are any of you who do, then I am kinda sorry. It has just been a little hectic around me lately. I will be blogging again tomorrow. See ya.

DAUGHTER

     My daughter just turned one on the 25. This is why I didn't blog for so long. I know this is not about gaming, but I could not let it go. We had the party on Saturday, which I had been cleaning for for aver a week, hence, no blog. Now I'm sure many of you don't really care about the fact that my daughter just turned one, well then, fuck off. It was a pretty good party, there were a lot of people there and everything went pretty well. The one thing that happened was one of my friends got sick and I had to take him t the emergency room. He is ok but he has to go see his family doctor. I won't go into it anymore than that. Back to my daughter. She really enjoyed herself at the party. When it was over, she was exhausted. she went right out. Now on to something else.

     I just started playing a flash based internet game called Evony. Considering the fact that it's a free game, it's pretty good. I have only been playing the game for about a day, but it is pretty fun.It is a little bit like a real time strategy. You build stuff and armies. The difference is that when you aren't playing, the game keeps going, and all your thing keep building and gathering resources. If you're interested, you should search it on the google search bar on this page, if not, then oh well. What else? If you haven't already, then go check out Zero punctuation, if you don't, then you are a fucking retarded you should disappear from the face of the earth. I'll be back soon with some type of relevant information. See Ya.

Random

     I have this problem. Sometimes I can be a little indecisive. Like for instance in D&D. My current character is a warlock/exemplar. At the beginning, I was a straight fighter. It was only a short time into the game that I realized I couldn't possibly go through a game without the use of spells, so I retrained to the warlock. Now I've realized that I need to take sorcerer levels to get a really good prestige class, so I'm now going to retrain the exemplar levels and a few warlocks to even it out so I can take the class. Now, on to other things.

     D&D 4.0. In one of my earlier posts I claimed that 4th edition would be the ruin of D&D,let me revise this statement.... not at all. I still say that 4th edition is the most retarded fucking thing I have ever seen. They changed the game so drastically that long-time players of the game need how-to guides to learn the new rules. I know that companies need to make money, but to totally change the game in favor of getting a new crowd of followers, instead of being loyal to long time players, is unbelievable. whoever thought that this was good practice, should be hung  up with some barbed wire and left to bleed to death slowly. If that is harsh, then fuck off, you should be right there with him. So now there are only five alignments and each class has powers and paragon paths and this bullshit. They take the wizard, the most versatile spellcaster, and due to the fact that you have to choose a specific path, you can only use certain spells. The wizard is now a total fucking waste of time. Where the wizard was a character who got his spells from great training and knowledge, now just like all the other classes he has different power types. Bullshit. Whatever. Fuck. End.

     I finally got my computer desk set up. Now I don't have to go into the fucking kitchen to use my computer. No more uncomfortable chair. Very good. Now I just need to get some type of game that isn't a total piece of shit.

bandwidth

     I don't know about you guys, but I like to play games online. In some games, it is the only reason to play. Do you love your online gaming, your World of Warcraft, First person shooters, all the games you can play with your friends from far away, It's something that allows you to meet new people and all that wholesome goodness. It's also a place where you can destroy your enemies in online competition and belittle them with a good teabag, if your into that sort of thing. Now the problem becomes this, Will you still have the ability to play these games If many of the big ISP's get there way. Comcast, Verizon, and others are trying to get a bill passed to put bandwidth caps on there services. so that means you can only use a certain limited amount of the internet. If these caps are put in place, it would make online gaming pretty much impossible, your downloads would go slow and your internet time would be limited. What it comes down to, is bullshit. They don't have the right to do things like this. So what are you gonna do when you one day find that your not able to connect to battle.net or another game server, because it exceeds your bandwidth limit, or even some websites. Are you gonna be pissed, I'm guessing you will be. In fact, I'm guessing you will be asking yourself, What the fuck is going on? That is because you don't know what is going on in your prefered entertainment industry. Even though reading about game politics might piss you off, you should still do it, just to know the current state of your prefered passtime. Keeping track of people like Jack Thompson and the like just makes you more aware of what is going on, even if it does have the ability to incite rage in gamers across the world. Oh, and even though it's a little late, the fact that Jack Thompson got humiliated by Take 2, and then disbarred, makes me a very happy person, and it's hilarious.

The Tabletop

     Well, I said this blog was about games, not just video games. My friend has a blog, which is linked on this page, in which he just talked about D&D in his last post, so he will most likely call me a copycat. While his post did inspire me to write about it, this will be different in nature than his. My purpose today is to tell people who may not know much about D&D, what it is, and maybe talk a little about what I've done in the game. D&D is a tabletop rpg which, in my opinion, is the most expansive rpg in the world, bar none. It's based on a d20 dice system. The d20 is used to roll on attack reflexes and pretty much everything. Based on your characters abilities, you may or may not add a specific number to your roll. The rules are too complex to go into all of them in this blog. The thing is, I love video games, and rpg games that are on them, but they don't have 1/25 of the content of D&D. 

     One of the things I like the most in D&D is the pure amount of spells in the game. I have a fighter/wizard in one game and my spell list is close to 200, and that is not even half of the spells in the game. And the best part is, there is something for everyone. A wizard can be the most versatile character in the game. With my character, there is pretty much no situation I can't handle because, don't forget, he's also a fighter, so he can handle up close fighting. The really awesome thing is that I specialize in fear. There is no one I can't make run from me if I choose to make him. I can even kill with fear. 

     This brings me to my next point, multi-classing. This is something that can't be done in most video game rpgs, except Elder scrolls, which is the best rpg out there, but that is another post. And even in that game, it is so limited compared to D&D. You can mix almost any two classes in the game, which is awesome. Shit, my women is yelling at me, time to go.

     My next D&D post will be to bitch about fourth edition, which is the ruin of D&D. Bye.

2010 Taurus SHO

     This caught my interest. I am a Ford fan. Pretty much the only American car company I care about is Ford. The other companies I like Are all European; Mercedes, Audi, and the all powerful Ferrari. That being said, I have never cared for the Ford Taurus, any version. I've always thought of it as one of the ugliest cars in the world, and remember, I am a Ford fan. But now, they have finally made the Taurus worth my time. They actually made the damn thing look good with the SHO edition. Not to mention the fact that this four door sedan has a 3.5 liter V6 twin turbo with 365 Hp, a nice all wheel drive set up, and is being compared to cars like the BMW 535xi, and its $16,000 less at $38,000. Ford is doing a great job lately with there lineup, but this thing is awesome. I have a family, and I also have a great aprreciation for fast cars, and this fits in quite nicely as a car that has both. If your interested, go look at it on the ford website, if your not, then don't, but I say again this thing is awesome, the first Taurus ever that holds appeal to me. 

Zero Puctuation Day

     For those of you that don't know, today is the day you can watch a new Zero Punctuation episode on escapistmagazine.com. If you don't care then you are a retard and shouldn't be reading this post, bitch. Now, in a the last post I talked briefly about the fact that zero punctuation is fucking awesome. What I meant to say is that he is my internet hero, in a totally hetero-sexual way. No, seriously I'm not gay. The point is that I will make a habit of talking about what game he talks about every Wednesday. If you don't like it then fuck off. Once again you shouldn't even be here. 

     This week zp did ghostbusters, which I personally had little to no interest in, but it was still funny. He talked about the fact that even though the game came from a great movie, that does not mean the game will actually be good. And this is obviously true, just look at  the fantastic four games, they sucked balls. Not to mention that the movies weren't even that good, except for Jessica Alba, obviously. But back to the point. I don't want to talk endlessly detailing every word he said, what I want is for you to go check that stuff out for yourself. So do it. The link is on the page, on the right side under the whoring header. So go! Dammit. 

      Why are you still here? Do you want me to talk about something else? Let's see, just think of the most vulgar thing in the world, very disgusting, and that's what I'm doing to your mother right the hell now. See ya.