Well now, I don't even know what to talk about. It doesn't seem that I have any material. Strange. Hasn't anyone pissed me off today? Well of course they have, but I'm not about to write about every moron that incites my rage during the day, it would get a little redundant after a while, wouldn't it? Ok so given the fact that I can't think of anything to write about, I'll talk about some websites that I like to frequent.
Well to start off, if haven't ever heard of zero punctuation, you need to go and watch all of his videos, because they are awesome. This is one of the basic truths of the world. ZP is the shit. If you don't like his stuff, I'm pretty sure you are a retard, but that is another point entirely. Basically what he does is reviews games, but it is done in what I find to be the funniest damn thing on the internet. I will put the link up after I write this. He's probably the only person that can totally trash your favorite game and you will love him for it, that is if your not a bitch.
Actually I just realized that this shit is boring, lets find something else to write about. Hmm. Oh I got it, lets talk about the art of being a fanboy, one of the many things that piss me off. Fanboyism is basically when someone has this attitude; this is better because I have it. The y refuse to look at facts and they never use rational thought. Here's an example. Last week I went into a Game Stop and proceeded to carry on a conversation with him about the Playstion 3 and if it possible to find out if the used one I was looking at had the emotion engine in it. He said you really couldn't unless you had the serial number and looked it up. At this point the conversation is fine. I said I was thinking of getting one, but I already have a top notch gaming Pc. He then said that he won't play most computer games because they don't use blue ray and the hardware doesn't compete. What the Fuck!? What is he talking about. the graphics card in the goddam ps3 is like five years old, you could buy a better one for less than a hundred bucks, and blue ray! Don't even get me started. The plain fact is that he wasn't using logical thought. If he was, he would realize that the hardware out now for the pc is highly superior to the ps3 and the 360, not to mention the fact that the ps3 rarely displays games higher than 720p, whereas the 360 almost always does 1080p, and if I could afford the monitor, my computer can do 1600p.
This is the type of behavior behind these "console wars". Which are mother bitching stupid. I Prefer my pc, which is obviously better as far as graphics and gameplay go, but they can be expensive. Although I think in the long run they are not. But there are people in forums that will do nothing but talk shit on the opposing console and its games, regardless of the content, which is son of a bitching stupid. I don't know about you fanboys, I think you should look more at the facts and stop making yourself look retarded.
I commend anyone who had the stomach to read this entire entry of psychotic ranting.
What movie did I get the phrase "mother bitching" from?
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